Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.