Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?