Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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