soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later