And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.