So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.