I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.