I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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I suggest being a stripper. That way you can cash in on your lifestyle at least.
Times you've rid some poor sap for a meal ticket.
Don't worry, you'll be pregnant soon enough. Then you can ride some poor sap for a meal ticket.
Score one for binders