The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything