Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.