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(807): View more from Ontario

at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(347): View more from New York

It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.

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(207): View more from Maine

just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.

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(770): View more from Georgia

No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.

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