I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.