Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
im so drunk with asians
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.