She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.