it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
someone owes me an orgasm
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out