the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"