it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it