Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal