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(917): View more from New York City

Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him

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(406): View more from Montana

i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.

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haha i know

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

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you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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