dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.