Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Blood and glitter go together right?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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