So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.