you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers