is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well