there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything