I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet