We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me