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  • 129 30
    Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 30, 10 at 6:11am
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    Sexually frustrated girl has acquired the ability to control time. Panic ensues.

  • 97 27
    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:50am
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    Shave and shower first!

  • 60 31
    Submitted by superbassman on Apr 30, 10 at 3:21pm
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    I'll finish your day

  • 57 35
    Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:43pm
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    Om nom nomnomm

  • 57 40
    Submitted by singer4life666 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:23am
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    ki4xo I didn't know twelve year olds used the phrase "Eat me out."What is she supposed to say,it won't be complete until someone licks my vagina?

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Indestructible on Apr 30, 10 at 6:23am
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    Lmao!!! Hahaha ineptAdept ur hilarious!

  • 44 27
    Submitted by carrierr211 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:31pm
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    Why aren't girls like you around where I'm from?

  • 43 29
    Submitted by singer4life666 on May 2, 10 at 3:39am
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    Yeah ki,because there is such a thing as a classy way to say "oral sex,"right?

  • 45 34
    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Apr 30, 10 at 6:23pm
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    where do you live? hit me up

  • 44 38
    Submitted by gtj0406 on Apr 30, 10 at 9:37am
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    6:11 fuckin awesome comment

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 9:37am
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    Hmmm

  • 55 62
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 30, 10 at 5:23am
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    Maybe you should learn to spell instead?

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Slogan on May 3, 10 at 9:01pm
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    Agreed

  • 50 53
    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 30, 10 at 5:25am
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    maybe you should worry about more than being eaten out

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 30, 10 at 2:34pm
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    True of most days, really.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Ken_Sirius on Apr 30, 10 at 8:13pm
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    I'm on my way.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by chucktownbluv on Apr 30, 10 at 12:16pm
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    Briona? Lol

  • 34 41
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 30, 10 at 11:30am
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    Where do u live!?

  • 36 47
    Submitted by ki4xo on May 1, 10 at 4:19pm
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    Yes, Singer... It may be a mystery to you, but there are definitely classier, more adult ways to refer to oral sex. If somebody uses "eat me out" around me, it's a surefire bet that they are too young to know what the hell they're doing.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 3, 10 at 7:19am
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    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Call me!!

  • 46 73
    Submitted by tono120 on Apr 30, 10 at 5:22am
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    First

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 5:42am
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    Dumb.

  • 38 124
    Submitted by ki4xo on Apr 30, 10 at 7:00am
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    Ugh, what are you, 12? I haven't heard the phrase "eat me out" since middle school.

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      Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 24, 10 at 10:21pm
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      probably cause u dropped out sophmore year and have been living under a rock (in ur parents basement)

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