I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.