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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.