How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.