I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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