I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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Male anatomy just requires frequent flushing of the system, especially when you're young. If you don't take care of it, God will give you a hand job in your sleep.
that is the coolest way ive ever heard it put
best description ever.
Or you could get a gf...just a suggestion
don't worry. when you get out of middle school things will turn around for you.
Why would this guy send this to anyone?
WOWSERS I JUST MADE A MESS N MY TROUSERS!! lol
ahhh eminem <3
What a rookie. Even the fucking pope knows that the ONLY time jizz can be called a waste is if it DOESN'T get everywhere.
Hand job in my sleep :p yeess
Are you eleven?
Story of my life ...
Then maybe you should beat your meat and not post it on the internet? Hahaha
Congrats, you're a dude. Well done.
This is why I always sleep in boxers + something else, so it DOESN'T get everywhere.
This person's definitely older than twelve based on the level of vocabulary, inclusion of vowels, and lack of random retarded abbreviations.
dudes a rookie..
It's copying your use of E's.
Why do 13 year olds have cell phones anyway
You really need to get laid!
I jerk it 3 times a day ;) haha
Literally the best reply ever...
Nice, so let's put that in my wet warm mouth instead
Wow I've never had a wet dream so I don't get what this guys talkin bout but he deff ain't gettin laid
Jesus Christ. This is why 12-year-olds should NOT be allowed cell phones...
but you only said crab infested. not dirt and crust infested... hmmm contradicting?
why are middle schoolers posting to this site?
Haha you're a retard!! Always bring a towel!!
first!!!! ahh shit, nevermind
I love the loyalty to Jill
A wet dream is when you orgasm and then jizz in your sleep (studying for a health final)
Thanks, we were wondering.
If you're not 12, which there's a high possibility you might be... then you need to get a gf OR dump the one you have cause she's not doing her job!!!!!!
I think this panzie is 12.
Amatuer - skipping 3 days... Middle schoolers
your jizz is black? you should probably get that checked out :/
This guys 12. Or 11. Either way he really needs to just slow down and.... Wait. Did he not do it for three days?! Amateur.
When I jerk off my mothers crab infested patch of pubic hair gets covered in so much jizz it looks like Bp had another oil spill
69th person to like o yeh
No but the jizz mixes with all the dirt and crust and makes a pasty black substance that my sister loves to eat on eggs
No contradiction. Hairy, dirty, yummy, crabby mom puss... Mmmmmm yum