I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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Male anatomy just requires frequent flushing of the system, especially when you're young. If you don't take care of it, God will give you a hand job in your sleep.
that is the coolest way ive ever heard it put
best description ever.
Or you could get a gf...just a suggestion
don't worry. when you get out of middle school things will turn around for you.
Why would this guy send this to anyone?
WOWSERS I JUST MADE A MESS N MY TROUSERS!! lol
ahhh eminem <3
Hand job in my sleep :p yeess
What a rookie. Even the fucking pope knows that the ONLY time jizz can be called a waste is if it DOESN'T get everywhere.
Story of my life ...
Are you eleven?
Then maybe you should beat your meat and not post it on the internet? Hahaha
Congrats, you're a dude. Well done.
This is why I always sleep in boxers + something else, so it DOESN'T get everywhere.
This person's definitely older than twelve based on the level of vocabulary, inclusion of vowels, and lack of random retarded abbreviations.
It's copying your use of E's.
dudes a rookie..
Why do 13 year olds have cell phones anyway
You really need to get laid!
Nice, so let's put that in my wet warm mouth instead
Wow I've never had a wet dream so I don't get what this guys talkin bout but he deff ain't gettin laid
I love the loyalty to Jill
Literally the best reply ever...
I jerk it 3 times a day ;) haha
but you only said crab infested. not dirt and crust infested... hmmm contradicting?
Jesus Christ. This is why 12-year-olds should NOT be allowed cell phones...
Haha you're a retard!! Always bring a towel!!
Amatuer - skipping 3 days... Middle schoolers
why are middle schoolers posting to this site?
A wet dream is when you orgasm and then jizz in your sleep (studying for a health final)
Thanks, we were wondering.
first!!!! ahh shit, nevermind
If you're not 12, which there's a high possibility you might be... then you need to get a gf OR dump the one you have cause she's not doing her job!!!!!!
I think this panzie is 12.
your jizz is black? you should probably get that checked out :/
This guys 12. Or 11. Either way he really needs to just slow down and.... Wait. Did he not do it for three days?! Amateur.
69th person to like o yeh
When I jerk off my mothers crab infested patch of pubic hair gets covered in so much jizz it looks like Bp had another oil spill
No but the jizz mixes with all the dirt and crust and makes a pasty black substance that my sister loves to eat on eggs
No contradiction. Hairy, dirty, yummy, crabby mom puss... Mmmmmm yum