I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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Male anatomy just requires frequent flushing of the system, especially when you're young. If you don't take care of it, God will give you a hand job in your sleep.
that is the coolest way ive ever heard it put
best description ever.
Or you could get a gf...just a suggestion
don't worry. when you get out of middle school things will turn around for you.
Why would this guy send this to anyone?
WOWSERS I JUST MADE A MESS N MY TROUSERS!! lol
ahhh eminem <3
What a rookie. Even the fucking pope knows that the ONLY time jizz can be called a waste is if it DOESN'T get everywhere.
Hand job in my sleep :p yeess
Are you eleven?
Story of my life ...
Then maybe you should beat your meat and not post it on the internet? Hahaha
Congrats, you're a dude. Well done.
This is why I always sleep in boxers + something else, so it DOESN'T get everywhere.
This person's definitely older than twelve based on the level of vocabulary, inclusion of vowels, and lack of random retarded abbreviations.
dudes a rookie..
It's copying your use of E's.
You really need to get laid!
Why do 13 year olds have cell phones anyway
Nice, so let's put that in my wet warm mouth instead
I jerk it 3 times a day ;) haha
Literally the best reply ever...
Jesus Christ. This is why 12-year-olds should NOT be allowed cell phones...
Wow I've never had a wet dream so I don't get what this guys talkin bout but he deff ain't gettin laid
but you only said crab infested. not dirt and crust infested... hmmm contradicting?
why are middle schoolers posting to this site?
Haha you're a retard!! Always bring a towel!!
first!!!! ahh shit, nevermind
A wet dream is when you orgasm and then jizz in your sleep (studying for a health final)
Thanks, we were wondering.
I love the loyalty to Jill
I think this panzie is 12.
If you're not 12, which there's a high possibility you might be... then you need to get a gf OR dump the one you have cause she's not doing her job!!!!!!
Amatuer - skipping 3 days... Middle schoolers
your jizz is black? you should probably get that checked out :/
This guys 12. Or 11. Either way he really needs to just slow down and.... Wait. Did he not do it for three days?! Amateur.
When I jerk off my mothers crab infested patch of pubic hair gets covered in so much jizz it looks like Bp had another oil spill
69th person to like o yeh
No contradiction. Hairy, dirty, yummy, crabby mom puss... Mmmmmm yum
No but the jizz mixes with all the dirt and crust and makes a pasty black substance that my sister loves to eat on eggs