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  • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 1, 10 at 12:15am

    Male anatomy just requires frequent flushing of the system, especially when you're young. If you don't take care of it, God will give you a hand job in your sleep.

    • Submitted by Leto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:19am

      that is the coolest way ive ever heard it put

    • Submitted by Anonymous55 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:06am

      best description ever.

  • Submitted by smpl2plz on May 31, 10 at 11:05pm

    Or you could get a gf...just a suggestion

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jun 1, 10 at 12:15am

    don't worry. when you get out of middle school things will turn around for you.

  • Submitted by Futbolisto on Jun 1, 10 at 12:18am

    Why would this guy send this to anyone?

  • Submitted by bigmike1016 on May 31, 10 at 11:30pm

    WOWSERS I JUST MADE A MESS N MY TROUSERS!! lol

  • Submitted by stantheman on May 31, 10 at 11:17pm

    What a rookie. Even the fucking pope knows that the ONLY time jizz can be called a waste is if it DOESN'T get everywhere.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:53pm

    Are you eleven?

  • Submitted by sabbath03 on Jun 1, 10 at 8:18am

    Hand job in my sleep :p yeess

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 31, 10 at 11:11pm

    Get laid.

  • Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on May 31, 10 at 11:04pm

    Then maybe you should beat your meat and not post it on the internet? Hahaha

  • Submitted by Herschel on Jun 1, 10 at 2:49am

    Congrats, you're a dude. Well done.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on May 31, 10 at 11:46pm

    This is why I always sleep in boxers + something else, so it DOESN'T get everywhere.

  • Submitted by tanflipflopgirl on Jun 1, 10 at 7:27am

    Why do 13 year olds have cell phones anyway

  • Submitted by bamafan on Jun 1, 10 at 12:57am

    Story of my life ...

  • Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 4:15am

    It's copying your use of E's.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 1, 10 at 3:57pm

    This person's definitely older than twelve based on the level of vocabulary, inclusion of vowels, and lack of random retarded abbreviations.

  • Submitted by citizenkane on Jun 1, 10 at 12:50pm

    Jesus Christ. This is why 12-year-olds should NOT be allowed cell phones...

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:24am

    why are middle schoolers posting to this site?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 11:35pm

    Haha you're a retard!! Always bring a towel!!

  • Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 2:53pm

    Literally the best reply ever...

  • Submitted by mrhighflyin on Jun 1, 10 at 9:11am

    dudes a rookie..

  • Submitted by trigger10 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:54am

    Wow I've never had a wet dream so I don't get what this guys talkin bout but he deff ain't gettin laid

  • Submitted by tazz36 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:29am

    Nice, so let's put that in my wet warm mouth instead

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 1, 10 at 2:11am

    You really need to get laid!

  • Submitted by mauiwowie on May 31, 10 at 11:46pm

    I love the loyalty to Jill

  • Submitted by mrcjq on Jun 1, 10 at 6:59am

    I jerk it 3 times a day ;) haha

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 1, 10 at 8:02am

    Amatuer - skipping 3 days... Middle schoolers

  • Submitted by anonymous8 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:27am

    A wet dream is when you orgasm and then jizz in your sleep (studying for a health final)

    • Submitted by citizenkane on Jun 1, 10 at 12:52pm

      Thanks, we were wondering.

  • Submitted by texter101 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:59am

    but you only said crab infested. not dirt and crust infested... hmmm contradicting?

  • Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:36am

    first!!!! ahh shit, nevermind

  • Submitted by niksterr22 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:30am

    Hahaaa

  • Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jun 1, 10 at 10:30am

    If you're not 12, which there's a high possibility you might be... then you need to get a gf OR dump the one you have cause she's not doing her job!!!!!!

  • Submitted by 51sports on Jun 1, 10 at 12:15am

    I think this panzie is 12.

  • Submitted by killakisha on May 31, 10 at 11:56pm

    69th person to like o yeh

  • Submitted by boboclownsykins on Jun 1, 10 at 12:46am

    When I jerk off my mothers crab infested patch of pubic hair gets covered in so much jizz it looks like Bp had another oil spill

  • Submitted by texter101 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:54am

    your jizz is black? you should probably get that checked out :/

  • Submitted by RtGxTLx on Jun 1, 10 at 12:40am

    This guys 12. Or 11. Either way he really needs to just slow down and.... Wait. Did he not do it for three days?! Amateur.

  • Submitted by boboclownsykins on Jun 1, 10 at 1:06am

    No contradiction. Hairy, dirty, yummy, crabby mom puss... Mmmmmm yum

  • Submitted by lolwtfidk101 on May 31, 10 at 11:04pm

    First

  • Submitted by boboclownsykins on Jun 1, 10 at 12:57am

    No but the jizz mixes with all the dirt and crust and makes a pasty black substance that my sister loves to eat on eggs