One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.