A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.