How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.