Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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