Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."