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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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