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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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