We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
