Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.