i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.