did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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