I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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