I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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