Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm jealous of your bromance
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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