awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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