with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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