i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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