this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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