let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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