I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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