Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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