The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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