i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
tell me about the fingering
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