are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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