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  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:45pm

    Toss your salad I must!! Yoda

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:36am

    i think star wars is a pretty cool guy, eh makes out with his sister and doesn't afraid of anything.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:03pm

    What what, in the butt

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:41pm

    Wow what an enllightening conversation...I'm just gonna say if you're smart enough to quote movie lines during phone sex you're a keeper :) I love nerds!

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:44pm

    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:26pm

    big tone is a douche

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:40pm

    First off it's sad he did it, second, it's sad you knew they were star wars lines, but saddest of all is you're having phone sex! Just fuck already!!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:05pm

    Luke I was your father

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:06pm

    phone sex, that's not even real

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:20pm

    when i say star wars shit to my gf, she thinks its hot. you just have to be THAT kind of geek. ah well. and phone sex is lame. but not as lame as star trek. that just screams homo

    • 45 56
      Submitted by JayString on Jul 23, 10 at 6:49pm

      Star Wars cums on Star Trek's face, gets it in Star Trek's eyes and never calls Star Trek back

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:15pm

    I am hot. You didn't even know.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:43pm

    You're old navy underwear.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    Lmfao old navy underwear lmfaoo

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:53am

    You're fucking retarded anyway

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:03pm

    You're a one nighter

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:23pm

    Why are they saying bad night? This sounds like an awesome night! I love you. ... I know.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:32am

    Hahaha, if this were a different area code, i woulda thought this was my ex lolololol

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:28am

    The Penis can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:24pm

    Darth Vader: Luke, who's yr daddy?

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:42pm

    Ugh--nothing kills the mood more than talking about Star Wars or World of Warcraft! Except for, maybe, Old Navy underwear...

  • 53 66
    Submitted by SkankyJedi on Apr 21, 10 at 11:45am

    This is a win

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:06pm

    You're not even real

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:00pm

    Phone sex is lame, if your having phone sex, than the 100 mile rule is in effect, just find a one nighter

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:57pm

    Cum for me, you must.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:46pm

    i would get turned on by it

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:31am

    Hm, Vegas and phone sex. Sounds like the party line

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:35pm

    Uh, definately sounds like an epic night to me.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:04pm

    did he also refer to a cunt as a warm hole...if so I know this guy! lmao

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:28am

    ^ well played. Which lines?

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:31pm

    You just got PUNK'D. It's me Mike D!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:37pm

    Big Tone is a Jedi.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:50pm

    I just held down a priest and raped him. He love every second. Caths are scum and filthy pieces of shit

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:15pm

    If you're lame enough to have phonesex then you deserve a guy lame enough to quote Star Wars during phonesex.

  • 44 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:48pm

    What is with guys and starwars