ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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