if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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