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  • DO NOT TAKE TYLENOL OR ASPIRIN AFTER DRINKING! Take Ibuprofen, it won't destroy your liver, the others will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:53pm
  • You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early in the morning!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:08am
  • 8:14 --- (905) is any of the fucking suburbs around Toronto. This could have been from Burlington as easily as Whitby

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:36pm
  • totally understandable. i often drink wine to alleviate headaches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:19pm
  • yeah why do people always assume a 905 text is from niagara, it's like most of southern ontario!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:19am
  • Yeaaa Durham region!! Representt <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Drinking & more drinking is rough on the liver. I'm already on the transplant list, I hope I get an uncorrupted 17 year old's when I'm 30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:01am
  • 12:40 - sounds like you don't get that wasted, aspirin usually doesn't cut it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:20am
  • I can't count how many times I've done this. Actually, hard cider works WONDERS on migraines. It tames the nausea, everything. I take it with Excedrin and wake up in an hour feeling marvelous. It's sad that we all know this crap, isn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:10pm
  • I think you just described most of my Saturdays....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:21am
  • In Japan, they have this awesome beverage that you have before a night of drinking to get rid of hangovers. It doesn't taste great, but it's so worth it. I woke up after a night that would have surely annihilated my body and head – and i was just fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:19pm
  • nine oh five niagara what what

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:23pm
  • tang probably replaces vitamins minerals or electrolytes that you got rid of while hydrating the body...drinking does that.. lol oh wells

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:35pm
  • I call that a normal weekend...is that a bad thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:20am
  • In Canada, we drink until we can taste our thoughts and feel our words...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:13am
  • I think someone sent in my text:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:31pm
  • this WOULD be from Ontario.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:13am
  • Big glass of cool water. 2 enterically coated aspirin Go to bed. Wake up early, pee Big glass of cool water. 2 more enterically coated aspirin back to bed. Ready to go when you wake again. Never fails me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:40am
  • 905!!!!! niaagaraaa jumpoff

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:58pm
  • GRIM CITY 905555555555555 !! ! chee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i had a case of beer at 5 this morning. but i blacked out after 2 since i was already drunk from going to bed at 4

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:53am
  • Hair of the dog that bit you ..... sometimes it's all you've got!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:55pm
  • There is more than one way to destroy thine liver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:22am
  • cause niagara is the shit ! 905 represent ! ! ! !

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:13pm
  • best way to get rid of a hangover is to keep drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:06am
  • Yesssss!! BEST cure!

    Submitted by triscuitbiscuit on Mar 30, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Try Tang I dont know why but drinking a huge glass of tang before bed after drinking makes me wake up just fine. also painrelievers after drinking is really rough on your liver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:28am
  • ew i can't believe people think hamilton is the gta... gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:45am
  • hamilton is the 905. 416 is toronto

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:20pm
  • ^^^Which is also known as a slow Tuesday...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:19am