she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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