brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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