I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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